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Mohammad Irman
19 Years Old
26th April 1989
DBIT
Singapore Polytechnic
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Life without music is like mickey without Minnie
Life without music is like me without tv
Life without music is like spongebob without Patrick
Life without music is like Mr.Krabs without money
Life without music is like plankton without a krabby patty
Another way to say this is that
Life would be dead without music
Music brings joy to life.
timeturner
( Outings ) ( Post Exam Activity ) ( Crappy Singer ) ( SPPU Outing ) ( Man Arrested for Upzipped jacket ) ( Unplanned Outing ) ( Cali Birthday - 2nd Phase ) ( Cali Birthday - 1st Phase ) ( Sars | H1N1 | Public Trans Etiquette ) ( Thai Ads )
+ April 2008
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+ June 2008
+ August 2008
+ September 2008
+ October 2008
+ November 2008
+ December 2008
+ January 2009
+ February 2009
+ March 2009
+ April 2009
+ May 2009
+ June 2009
+ July 2009
+ September 2009
Johor Land
Thursday, September 25, 2008 (3:06 AM)
Suppose to go to the gym with Enochie and Khoonie...Busted them!...haha..my sis last minute call and asked me to join her...TO JOHOR!...My bro in law went to pimp his ride...not really pimped but its better than before.
Fetch my brother, who lives in Johor, then Break-Fast at Pasar Borong and i had 1 cup of TEH TARIK with HOT PLATE SPECIAL NOODLE!!...**i stole ice and lychee from my sis coz i can't stand the spicy-ness of the chilli padi**
Went to shop around too and i bought myself a LEVI'S BAG!...thought of buying chewing/bubble gum and illegal fire crackers(mercun)...but it seem like i did not have the opportunity to do so...they walk so fast...i can't catch up...i can't bear to get lost in MALAYSIA!...at johor at least...furthermore my phone has no autoroam/reception...i'll be on my own if i were to get lost!
We then head straight to ANGSANA and bought KUIH for HARI RAYA...saw Suhaimi Yusof with his family too...there's so many good stuff especially the sports apparels...gonna get some on my next trip...
Went back to Pasar Borong to buy another Kuih and also to pimpin' more of my bro in law's ride. Rusty is the choosen one...Kind of nice aft its pimped!...
Oh ya...and we almost got a fight there...LOL...i knoe u guys don believe me...but trust me. We went to the mechanic shop again where my bro in law had his car pimped...and parked outside the shop coz the visor he bought didnt stick to the car...so while waiting we went to the sticker shop to print BIG,HUGE,GIGANTIC stickers for his car...then aft settling the sticker stuff, we went back to the mechanic shop to see if its ready...and my bro drove the car to a nearer spot where the sticker would be paste. Before he could do so, he was confronted by a chinese man-He say he would call his gang down coz we blocked his car. The guy thought Singapore Car scared of them ah?...since our plate start with "S". He doesn't know that my bro is from Malaysia...LOL...My bro drove the car away and immediately call his gang...
The so call HEAD come to the rescue..LOL..my bro tell him what happen and he without any fear...went direct to the mechanic and confronted the friend of the chinese man since the man is not around. Then my bro's friend call for back up...one by one came...the second guy to arrive came with a dowel pole. Wahh...i getting scared but i acted cool...hahaha...Malaysia leh...lots of crazy news abt them...
Polis Kerajaan Malaysia came for patrolling...and i thought the man call the police...and my bro told us not to fear coz the his fren is an ex-police officer...hahaha...and the police are his members...funny rite...believe it...the police didn't even came to stop even though they saw the guy with the pole...LOL!.screwed up the police force.
Then suddenly there's this group of people came...OMG!...their body sOoo freaking BIG!...the gang on my bro side is getting bigger...didn't know he is a gangster..LOL!...No sign of the chinese man side though...After the sticker is fixed and nicely pasted on the body of the car, we headed home...special thing is that we are escorted from Pasar Borong all the way to the Custom. Presidential treatment...feels like a VIP...REALLY!...hahahaha...2 cars escort us...front and back!..WHAT A TREATMENT!
They are afraid that the chinese man gang might we waiting for us outside the area. And they are not even scared...i heard one of them say in malay-Tak ada cina berani buat kecoh kat sini...which means-there's no chinese who dare to create trouble here...SO BRAVE!...and he look like one of the malay singer-JAMAL ABDILLAH...
AND I THINK MY BRO IN LAW's CAR IS BLACK-LISTED IN MALAYSIA!...LOL
Woodlands Checkpoint JAMM!...and kena security check...didnt check the whole vehicle though...i was thinking i should smuggle the fire crackers in but it totally changed when there is another check upfront...LUCKILY i didnt bought the fire crackers...our car was selected at random and kena FULL VEHICLE SECURITY CHECK!...my bro work there as a ICA officer too and he knew some of the men there...LOL!...but they did perform they duty well...WELL DONE...tight security!!...Reached my home sweet home at abt 2.45am and what a heck of a day!
F1 here i come
Friday, September 19, 2008 (4:20 PM)
After 5 days of slacky revision, i finally made it through. It was fun with the class i had and i think my class are the best and our lecturer are toO.
Wednesday was the first assessment. I was there early and everyone was already there...i wasn't as early as i thought i would be. While waiting, i revise on my own. I was surprised when i was called in first..OMG!...i seriously didn't expect myself to be the first...ALL THANKS TO ANWAR!!...who came in late...cheez...he was suppose to be the first.
I was nervous when i step into the room. I immediately start without giving any que. But was stopped by the assessor as he wanted me to relax and "interview" me before i proceed with my test...hahaha...kan-chiong!!
Managed to score the test as the assessor did help me when i'm stuck or if i forget to mention anything. He's friendly and i found out that he was in the SCDF for 30 years!...woOOoo...He's a nice person and indeed friendly.
Then went to Woodland Checkpoint to BreakFast with Rusydi and Susi...Susi recommend Wanton Noodles...OooOo Absolutely DELICIOUSO!...gotta try that noodles again...anyone wanna join me?...its a date okie?...LOL!...i swear i'll eat tat again!
Went home ard 8.45pm and i had to revise my next module. Revise till abt 3am and i slept aft that with notes all over my bed. ZOMG!...i have not revised all and i have to get ready already. On my way, i read some notes and while waiting for my turn to be assessed, i managed to cover a few but not all...I am the last to be assessed this time and i waited like for abt 4 hours...i know its a lot of time but i don wanna stress myself to read everything last minute...i cover some here and there and i chatted with friends aft that...Oh ya...before being assessed, all of us did a final role-play to the new class...i was selected first and i damm panic!...luckily i was tested on the role-play that i studied...LOL...if not paiseh siol....new class...hahaha...
There's two assessor, Male and Female....heard the female assessor is fierce and i really wish i didn't get her as my assessor...LOL!...i waited for my turn and ANWAR came in and called my name...damm i know its the female assessor when ANWAR came in and called my name....I HATE ANWAR FOR THIS WEEK!...hahahaha....
I came in the room and relax...luckily the assessor got a sense of humour to laugh at my silliness and jokes...hahaha...but when being assessed, SHE IS FIERCE!!...she pushed me like wanna scold me like that...but she did help and its not much..hahaha..
But after being assessed, she's back to be friendly with me...hahhaha...she say i was cheeky...LOL...what does that mean?...LOL...She say i was playful toO....hahahahaha....
NOW I'VE PASSED BOTH ASSESSMENT AND F1 HERE I COME!! Briefing on MONDAY 10am...gonna wake up early... Hope i'm stationed near the track so that i could watch the race LIVE!
Hectic Tuesday
Tuesday, September 16, 2008 (9:11 PM)
6.00am - Woke up and didnt have time to ate my 'Sahur' *meal eaten before sunrise*...Then went to bed AGAIN!
7.25am - Woke up late for my work but nah...who cares...its just a day like no other...normal routine...nothing new to learn today...so i took my own sweet time.
8.15am - Board the train to LAVENDER!
9.10am - Reached Lavender and i still could take my SWEET time to walk there.
9.15am - Reached the company and was greeted by my classmate...LOL!...told ya no use rushing.
10.25am - Tea Break...but I FAST OKIE!!...break or no break doesn't make any difference to the tea break we had.
11.00am - Start of trial on assessment 2. First person to try...GOSH!...i didnt study any part of assessment 2...only focus on assessment 1...tomorrow is the TEST for it.
11.30am - END OF DAY!...many of us were surprised by the early dismissal...HAPPY!!...hahahaha
12.30pm - Went to one of the shop at lavender to buy JEANS!...nice...bought them..cheap cheap!
1.00pm - Board the train to YISHUN!!
2.00pm - Went to POSB Bank to clarify some stuff regarding PayPal transaction. The bank teller asked me to clarify with PayPal first and its better to transfer online coz no service charges!...$20 service charge...can't afford to bear it.
2.30pm - Went home with ODIE and he "insulted" my home town...LOL!
2.45pm - HOME SWEET HOME!...we plan to watch 4BIA...i know its a lil outdated now but i have not watched it YET!...While i settle some stuff with PayPal and POSB via hotline...ODIE watched the old Man Utd vs Chelsea. We found Causeway Point to be the best place to watch 4BIA!
3.15pm - Depart from home and went straight to CAUSEWAY POINT!!...my dad gave me $15 for my "AWAY-FROM-HOME-BREAKFAST"...soOoo HAPPY!
3.35pm - Reached our destination and we window shop for a moment...Book our tix and show starting at 4.50pm
4.40pm - Kan-Chiong ODIE wanna rush to the Cinema...HAHA!
7.00pm - Went to Banquet to hunt for seats for breakfast...BUT DIDN'T FIND ANY!!
7.05pm - Went to the bazaar instd to buy our meal.
8.00pm - Slack Slack Slack as we test each other on the stuff tested for tomorrow.
8.30pm - HOME SWEET HOME AGAIN!!!
p.s: ANYWAY...4BIA is superly fun and syiok-ing...love the last story-line...super scary...it even makes ODIE scream...LOL!..okie okie...i did toO...it was seriously horrifying...SYIOK SYIOK!!...next movie targeting -- MIRRORS
funny pictures
Sunday, September 14, 2008 (4:29 PM)
This is way too cool...and dangerous...get a better folk lift!
I would love to take this ride!
Kind of true though...men and women...picture say it all
Careful when u ask for a music from the musician...he/she might just give u this piece
Believe it or not, thats actually real...seriously. It is a promotional glass box which is bullet proof, fireproof, shock proof or whatever else that is proof, but if you manage to break it and you actually keep all that money for FREE!
Want to know whats inside the ATM machine?...well now u do.
Please don't really wait for the page to load...
If u drink and drive, there is a parking lot just for u
hilarious soccer moment!...LOL...**shudn't they be sad instd**
what women want in men
(3:30 PM)
Original List (age 22):1. Handsome
2. Charming
3. Financially successful
4. A caring listener
5. Witty
6. In good shape
7. Dresses smartly
8. Appreciates finer things
9. Full of thoughtful surprises
10. An imaginative, romantic lover
Revised List (age 32):
1. Nice looking (prefer hair on his head)
2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
3. Has enough money for a nice dinner
4. Listens more than talks
5. Laughs at her jokes
6. Carries bags of groceries with ease
7. Owns at least one good tie & socks
8. Appreciates her home-cooked meals, makes tea for her
9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries
10. Seeks romance at least once a week (with her of course !)
Revised List (age 42):
1. Not too ugly ( bald head OK)
2. Doesn’t drive off until she’s seated in the car
3. Passes the TV remote to her willingly when she asks
4. Nods head when she’s talking (vertically, not horizontally ! )
5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
8. Still agrees to visit her parents house
9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down
10. Shaves most weekends
Revised List (age 52):
1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
2. Doesn’t belch or scratch in public
3. Doesn’t borrow money too often
4. Doesn’t nod off to sleep when she’s talking
5. Doesn’t re-tell the same joke too many times
6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends
7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh undergarments
8. Appreciates a good TV dinner
9. Talks to her relatives when they call up on phone10. Shaves some weekends
Revised List (age 62):
1. Remembers where the bathroom is
2. Doesn’t spend much time in the bathroom
3. Doesn’t require much money for upkeep
4. Only snores lightly when asleep
5. Remembers why he’s laughing
6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
7. Usually wears clothes (his clothes)
8. Likes soft foods
9. Remembers where he left his teeth
10. Remembers that it’s the weekend
Revised List (age 72):
1. Breathing
2.Doesn’t miss the toilet
poems for your girlfriend
(12:45 PM)
I wrote your name on sand it got washed
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away
Then I wrote your name on my heart & i got Heart Attack.
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God saw me hungry, he created pizza
He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi
He saw me in dark, he created light
He saw me without problems, he created YOU.
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Twinkle Twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far.
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The rain makes all things beautiful
The grass and flowers too.
If rain makes all things beautiful
Why doesn't it rain on you?
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue
Monkeys like u should be kept in zoo.
Don't feel so angry you will find me there too
Not in cage but laughing at you.
Reasons why LIFE without a Girl Friend is CooL
Friday, September 12, 2008 (9:53 PM)
1. You can stare at any Girl.......
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2. You don't have to spend money on her.
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3. You won't get boring result in ur board papers.
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4. No girlfriend, no emotional blackmailing.
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5. If u don't have a girlfriend, she can't dump u.
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6. Having a girlfriend is hot, not having a girlfriend is automatically cool, and every one loves to be a cool guy.
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7. This can be more to life than just waiting for the bloody phone to ring.
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8. You won't have to tolerate someone else defining, "right" and "wrong" for u.
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9. Girlfriend can get so possessive that you can't do anything according ur wishes anymore.
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10. You can buy gifts for mom, dad, sis or grandpa instead of a girlfriend and have a happier family life.
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11. You won't have to waste paper writing love letters. No more endless waiting for ur date to arrive at some weird shop place.
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12. You can have more friends, as u will have more time for them.
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13. You wont have to see boring love stories instead of sports.
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14. You wont have to tell lie to anybody and, therefore, u'll sin less.
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15. You can have good night's sleep-no need to dream about her.
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16. You wont have to fight over having a 'special' friend with ur folks.
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17. No nonstop nonsense.
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18. You wont have drown in the pool of her tears.
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19. No tension.
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20. You can be "urself"
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21. You wont have to hide your telephone bills.....
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Training
(6:37 PM)
Day 1: Watch the silly videos of how the practical will be like...have some worksheets to work with and some "lecture notes" to study...its totally back to school even though i'm on a vacation break.
Day 2: More practices on the role-play and get to know more friends...LAUGHED from the beginning of the lesson to end of lecture. Uncle Wong and Brother Yeo are the seniors in our class...DARN FUNNY!...we sabo them and they sabo us...It's a class for comedian i think!...Actually we did record a video of Uncle Wong doing a role-play...his was the funniest and we know we had to record it. Still waiting for the video though!...
This picture is taken without me knowing...seriously...LOL...i was like wanna get out of the place asap..and i dont even know why i'm rushing.
Day 3: Again...we laughed the whole session...even our lecturer who i thought is a fierce person turned out to be an outgoing person...he's able to entertain the foolish-ness of our class...
Day 4: Was a long day...but yet...we still laughed like we always do. Got nothing to do and was playing with my camera...LOL...snappy shot!
My class table...LOL...messy huh?
"Origami" class...isn't this suppose to be the Security Class?...LOL...Damm slack the whole day as we are more freed to practice on our own. Learned how to do hearts, sampan, boat(not completed...forgot how to make em' already)
Day 5: SLACKY DAY and more of a self-revision. Day 5 there's a lil laughter as we can no longer laugh...my mouth damn numb already...too much laughter for me to handle for a week!
Now i just have to wait for myself to be assessed. Kind of nervous though and scary as i'm afraid i would forget some importants facts to be mentioned when being assessed!...soOo...WISH ME LUCK!
Power Pack Facilities
Wednesday, September 10, 2008 (9:52 PM)
SPGG superly cool....swim with my boxer there and was damm fun!...water too cold!...aft that have to get out of the water and damm...can see the shape of my butt...hahaha...head straight to the jacuzzi....damm warm!...HOT i mean....its boiling my meat and superly steamy!...sauna was fun...managed to dry my boxer...and the next stop is the steam bath...wooOOooo....nice!!...
P.S SP Students: PLEASE MAKE USE OF THE SCHOOL FACILITIES!!...RMB YOU PAY FOR IT!
Sunday Laughter
Sunday, September 7, 2008 (7:57 PM)
Went out with Ryan to buy something special for our brother...force us to buy him present!...Went from Bugis Street to Bugis Junction and to Bugis Parco just to look for a simple thing!...Cali can't follow us to buy the "stuff" **cant mention it, later the b'dae boy my blog then not a surprise for him already**...as she had to celebrate her ah mah b'dae...LOL...too many b'day ah this september!!...HAPPY B'DAE GRANDMA!...p.s Cali: she's my nanny too okie...since we're siblings...LOL!...and back to the "stuff" hunting thingy, ryan had to be the MODEL OF THE DAY!...LOL...coz he is ALMOST the same size as Darren...**spell check**...just can't get his name rite!..hahaha...
Funny things happen while we shop for the "stuff"...i kept on laughing lah...his jokes can't be resisted!...and we walked pass a pet shop and he wanted to take a look at the hamsters...then at the bottom there's this furry rabbit...and he say it was a hamster?...LOL...how can a hamster be soOooOo big!...LOL...had a good laugh there!...
We then head down to the NATIONAL LIBRARY...my first entry!..haha...We went to borrow some books and we proceed to the counter to ask for the DVDs Section and to enquire abt Ryan's 'problematic' card...and the funny thing is that i was talking to the lady abt the DVDs and NATIONAL LIBRARY HAVE NO DVDs?...LOL!...the she immediately say can i have ur number?...**refering to Ryan as to verify the card thingy** and Ryan thought she was talking to me...LOL!...wth...Why would she asked for my number rite?...LOL!...The lady and the both of us had a good laugh at it!..We then went to the automated borrowing machine rite aft that and another funny thing happen!...RYAN INSERT HIS CARD WRONGLY!...LOL!...he place the barcode outward instead of inward and was wondering for wuite some time why the machine couldn't read his card!...LOL!....instant joke!...we head down straight to esplanade library to look for DVDs and it took us app. 45 mins..LOL...not actually head down straight...we did went to Suntec and Marina to window shop...saw this shop which sells all the cool, silly and stupid stuff...hahaha..gonna buy something from there one day...soon soon!....We hunt for DVDs rite after we reached the esplanade library but was sad to know only premium members could loan those DVDs...such a waste!...Head home straight after that!...I managed to cover 12 page of the book i borrowed while on the train home...Finally reached home and was slightly late for break fast!
New Shoe
Saturday, September 6, 2008 (6:48 PM)
Bought new shoes today...saw them when i send my phone for repair...super nice...can't buy on that day coz no cash with me...been hunting people down for votes...SO MANY NICE SHOES!...cant decide which one to buy...hahaha...there's white and beige...can't decide...been pestering people for votes...WHITE WON the bid....but i tried both shoes...white and beige...seem that beige suit me more!...hahaha...what u guys think of the shoe?...is it nice?
SENTOSA
Friday, September 5, 2008 (5:47 PM)
Conquer Sentosa right aft my exam!...Planned last minute by my sister as she booked the Siloso Beach Hotel. Was nice to pamper myself to paradise once in a while...haha
The bad weather didnt stop us to continue our "holiday"...It was breezy and nice...every morning it rains..except for our last day of stay...oh man...mother nature is playing with us!
My two lil niece...look at the view...FULL WINDOW VIEW!!...got a view of the beach...$630+++ for a 3 day stay...worth it?...not forgetting the FREE BREAKFAST!!..LOL...typical SINGAPOREANS!
The swimming pool right at our doorstep...Waterfall, slide (for children)...but who cares abt the "for children" thingy...LOL...my bro in law, my 2nd sister and myself took the opportunity of course...but aft sliding down, we then realised why it is meant for children...HAHA...our butt hurts when we landed
UNDERWATER WORLD!!..believe it or not...thsi is my first time going to underwater world...in fact there's a lot of Sentosa attraction that i missed out
Did i scare u?
Off to Dolphin Lagoon!...WooHoo
Butterfly Park...nice cave!
Went to Song of the Sea....**sister sponsor**...haha..was fun but not that great...still prefer The Magical Fountain...but too bad...been demolished!..here are some of the slips from Song of the Sea
NICE FINALE!!
2nd Nite Cycling Session(Cont')
(5:15 PM)
The route is highlighted in RED!...cool!
Details:
2nd Nite Cycling Session
(2:51 PM)
Went to night cycling AGAIN!!...meet Evan at one of the sembawang "park" and we deployed at 11.30The haunted mansion...LOL...the bright "thing" at the bottom of the pic?...what the hell is tat...haha...perhaps its me holding on to the LED light!
Took NEGATIVE image of the same house...hope to see something...you guys spot anything?...see a boy there?...OH MY GOD!....tats ME!
Went over to SAF Yacht thingy and we saw TONNES of boats!...though it looked old, but its nice to have one of them rite?...Cycled through a long stretch and we finally made it to Woodlands checkpoint.
No more energy for me!...i really wanted to sleep...the hard cement floor feels like a soft-cushiony bed!...look like a bangla worker ah?..LOL!
Both of us are like HAROLD AND KUMAR!...haha..tats is what Evan say...We hunt for McDonalds' aft we reached the checkpoint. Just like in the movies where they hunt for WHITE CASTLE!...I'm damn hungry and my legs are really aching...awaiting for cramp to attack my thigh...Continous cycling and beat the red light!...who cares...we are hungry people!...
Finally reached our "HEAVEN" and we ate McSPICY!!...LOL!...SUPERLY GREAT!...took all the sauces-BBQ,CURRY,MAYO!!...thats a package!...head home aft a while of slacking and about 30mins of useful meal!...reached home at abt 4.00am and i was really torn out by then...my bike is still at the corridor waiting to be washed.James Blunt Parody
Wednesday, September 3, 2008 (5:39 PM)
1st day of Fasting
Tuesday, September 2, 2008 (12:24 AM)
First day of Fasting...cool ah...LOL...was superly hungry but still bearable. 1 day down and app. 29 more to go! I ate damm alot at dawn...fried noodles and kway teow (remix noodle)...the kway teow no taste at all...then ate CASHEW NUTS!....MY FAVOURITE PEANUT!!...Wake up quite late ard 11.30am and am still humting for jobs...bought straits times and scanned the classified....there's a few that suit me but when i called up, was rejected and some are just too Break Fast was counted down...LOL...as usual!..HAHA....and had CHICKEN BRIYANI!...oooo...I LOVE
SURIA showcase its new drama called Jalan Pulang. To me its the most FUNNIEST drama SURIA have ever showed. I kept laughing throughout the hour and i really enjoyed the act!...GREAT JOB!...MALAY ROCKS!...INDIAN RULES...CHINESE CONQUER!...eh...kind of true ah...malay are always associate with rocks...and Mr.President is an Indian who ruled Singapore and our SM,PM LEE are chinese who conquer Singapore...LOL!...something new created..HAHA...sorry GOVERNOR!
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