all.aboutme
Mohammad Irman
19 Years Old
26th April 1989
DBIT
Singapore Polytechnic
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Life without music is like mickey without Minnie
Life without music is like me without tv
Life without music is like spongebob without Patrick
Life without music is like Mr.Krabs without money
Life without music is like plankton without a krabby patty
Another way to say this is that
Life would be dead without music
Music brings joy to life.
timeturner
( Outings ) ( Post Exam Activity ) ( Crappy Singer ) ( SPPU Outing ) ( Man Arrested for Upzipped jacket ) ( Unplanned Outing ) ( Cali Birthday - 2nd Phase ) ( Cali Birthday - 1st Phase ) ( Sars | H1N1 | Public Trans Etiquette ) ( Thai Ads )
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MSN drawings
Saturday, August 30, 2008 (6:56 PM)
Got nothing to do so decide to play drawing drawing with Naddy.
She drew this ketupat...i bet she cant wait for hari raya even though fasting month have not even started!
Even drew this baju kurong...hahaha...it tells...
She predict i will look this way?...COOL?...errr..don't think so..
Drew this specially for Evan but he didnt reply * lazy to entertain me*..HAHA...Damm MAGENTA!...LOL....i just de-certified the halal-ness of my blog with this NICE PICTURE!!....NICE PIG!
Another nice piece masterpiece by IRMANOVA (name given by RYAN JJ LIM)...i find it nice though....hahaha...his is RYANISTA...but he wanted RYANOVA instead. I WON THE BID RYAN!
I feel like going back to kindergarten
Please don't ask why i drew the Singapore Flag. I'm not tat patrotic okie...just being random
IRMAMA?...LOL!...please don make this my permanent name....like "mama-shop" name!
OMG!...i thought she wrote "WE ROCK"...She's saying she rock?...anyhow!
Cool ah this guy!...so SMART!....of course...done by me tat why i like it!...HAHA!
Monopoly
(2:03 PM)
YAY!...I won with $19,078 in cash and $16,840 worth of properties. Hope i could have a grab of this money in real life!...imagine starting of at $2,000 and able to multiple it to bout 18 times!!..WOW...tat's RICH!...
mat never dies!
Friday, August 29, 2008 (12:15 AM)
mcdonald's boy
Thursday, August 28, 2008 (11:36 PM)
Slacked with Evan, Khoonie and his fren at far east after another hardcore session of gym-ing. The best part is that we hang out at mac and was watching the LifeTV or wat they call it...there was a despo boy who was looking for a girl as he is bored and "promote" himself on the tv via the sms thingy....decide to give him a lil prank. Act as a girl - indo chinese, we sms-ed him. He damm horny lah...ask for boobies size, nip size also wanna know!...We replied as to keep him alive. Ask for his ehem ehem size....3 inch thick siol!!...HAHA!...wat the hell is it!....he's already horny by then. After which we disturb him a lil more and i think he know tat it was a prank...we was like laughing the whole mac down!...and we decide to give "our" friendster to him...gave him sukit-sukit...LOL!...the Friendster's LOSER!**if u guys heard of him before**REMEMBER!!...DO NOT BE SO DESPO LIKE THE GUY MENTIONED OR U'LL BE MY NEXT VICTIM!....MUAHAHAHAHA!
Party People At
Tuesday, August 26, 2008 (12:17 PM)
ECONS PAPER FINALLY OVER...and i screwed it up!...who the hell understand econs...haiz...who the hell even created econs...screw u people!...sorry guys...just destressing...
Went gym with enoch rite after the paper to convert our angry to invest in our soul...the rush of the adrenaline keep us to an upright state. HARDCORE this time round...getter harder and harder..but was fun though!
After which had a last minute plan of goin out to taunt!...Evan was asleep and Enoch didnt answer his phone...damm!...was abt to cancel the plan and really in an unsure mode!...Finally came our with something...meet at town and i have my first taste on YK Hong Yang i think....is it?....coffee and tea....remix leh....taste nice!...wait for enoch at the restaurant and we head straight to our hotspot. Bought chips, drinks and cards to keep ourselve alive. Manage to settle down at Clarke Quay and we did lots of stuff there...hahaha..you guys really don wanna know...We saw a three drunk ladies who is kind of horny and wave hi to us....WOOTS!...hahaha...play true or dare using card. I kept losing...no luck...i've been losing from the start!!... stripped into my boxer and walked till the side walk pavement. Not soo many people though!....Pee-ed at Singapore River...HAHA...will drink tat back though...new water rite...hahaha...realised tat only aft my actions....I know its disgusting but fun ah...hahahha....SORRY SINGAPOREANS!....head back home and was stopped by 2 police officer...kena screen sey...hahaha...scary!!...LOL....they're so nice!
Poly 50
(11:40 AM)
Poly 50 is like a month ago and i just started to blog abt it with PICS!....just got em from Kian Tat!
The Black Team...we call ourselve "Steam-Boat". Steam Boat fast meh?...slow rite...or refering to the food....either way both sounds great!..Look at the 10 potential youth olympics participants!...HAHA 
Screw LUTHER!!...hahahaha...he splashes the water!...kena my face actually...haha...and nice water effect though...Thanks to LUTHER! *not photoshop effect...natural!*
They call it the "OREO" picture...was it the shirt or skin...same rite both way...lol...Look at the "cookies" fake smile and the cream with blue...ermmm...chesse?...nah...i dont knoe
I didnt know why i pose this way...hahaha...but the next picture tells it all
UP UP AND AWAY!....hahhaha....those people behind me G-ed me after the shot....hahahha....my admin card broke sia...on the side fortunately...still usable...
VAL's present
Tuesday, August 19, 2008 (9:56 PM)
Drew this yesterday...of course not all of it but only "VALerie". Can't help myself and i draw to destress and she wanted her name to be designed as she saw my previous post of my drawing which she is envy of!...hahaha....Took me abt 4 hrs to complete it overnite as it kept me awake to study for my accounting test which is in less than 24 hrs time!...Keep pestering VAL to come online since in the early afternoon to pass her this wonderful gift...**self-proclaimed wonderful**
The one above is what i did to prank her...hahaha...busted!...JOAN suggested it!...remember yesterday she said abt it?...HAHA!...*good idea BRAVO!*
Here you go!...the original copy of the masterpiece. Just waiting for Beleli to be famous and autograpgh my design...she say i could be rich when she's famous amos! Keep admiring my work since the start of the day!...can't help it...its nicer than mine...
I could do this service more often with CHARGES of course....
Anyone interested plz do call me @ 1800-IrMaN-Art
Service Charge: $2.50
Design Charge: $1.00
Printing Fee: $1.00
GST: $0.50
TOTAL:
CHEAP CHEAP!...LAI LAI!
RANKED!
(7:36 PM)
WOOTS!...just found out that my blog was ranked 1,157,363!....**thanks to Naddy**
is our tap water clean?
(7:24 PM)
NO!...it's definitely not clean...not bcoz it comes from our waste.
It is clean when NEWater pipe-out the water to residentials area but ever think abt the pipe-line?...are they clean?...if its made from metal-would it rust?...if plastic-would there be algae growing already?...think about it. It is always better to boil them first as to kill the germs 'attached' to the water during delivery.
Think twice before drinking any water!...think abt the process of not only water but all our daily neccessities that we take them for granted. Don't just sit and yawn!...
DO THINK ABOUT IT!
study group
(5:44 AM)
Accounting exam is finally coming!...damm pressured but no mood to study leh...went out to study with the crazy people in class excluding myself lah...Evan, Jie Hui, Jean, Ramen, Beleli and Joannie Bravo. Before that went to gym @ 'Enoch's Fitness' and it was a tiring day...both of us don't feel like gyming!...burned 100 calories and once again, i misplaced my phone...hahaha..but found it eventually!
Rushed to Dhoby Ghaut Station to meet the 'Geek' people to study for the UPCOMING PAPERS!!...Suppose to meet at 12pm but some 'angels' and 'devils' came late!...have to wait for them for like abt 45 mins?...but not angry leh....i managed to read up 1 1/2 topic!...Then came ramen with the flyers of the restaurant tat we are heading to. In doubt of halal, i call up the place instead to enquire...DAMM its not halal....while waiting we went to eat at the KOPITIAM at pelaza singapula. EX EX EX!...we kena cheated!...hahaha...sambal for $0.50?...i thought free leh!...but nvm...just ate lor...hungry leh...aft which went to meet up with Bravo and Beleli. Nice place...thanks to JOAN!
FREE FLOW ICE CREAM AND DRINKS!...that's all Rahman and I could offer ourselves. We did eat till we BOMB!...slacked more than studied - to me at least.
As usual we play a minor prank to each other and it was JIE HUI's B'dae celebration too...WE SANG DAMM LOUD as to attract attention...HAHA!...hope to get complimentary voucher or wat for birthday boy from the restaurant...by none...haha...--jie hui's hair is still damm long lah...hope he goes for a haircut soon!..=P
I ended up chit chatting and playing around instd...JOANNIE and ME sang lots of song...**destressing maybe**...Calcutta, Butterfly, Tarzan...all the oldies song to the up to date...kind of fun though...nothing to do!..we are playing the 'DONT FORGET THE LYRICS' gameshow off stage.
cina day
Monday, August 18, 2008 (10:58 PM)
Went to Khatib hungry ghost festival with Evan and we sure do have lots of FUN!
First performer we saw tonite. TOO LOUD!...she sing or scream?...either way its not bad actually!
No one watching this...only both of us...perhaps we are not alone...as said by Evan
OoooO....KTV Ah-Lian singing...she can move...tell u wat..even my friends, the bangala smiled hornily when they saw her!...21 years of age and i'm refering to the girl in the silver bling bling shirt and not the BOM BOM!
Here goes the HOST!...YES ITS US!...hahaha...went behind stage to took pic with them!...she is nice and he is totally 'soft'...Evan got scared by him actually...tat is why i choose this spot...away from him or shud i say 'her' instd.
Second shot!...am i tat stinky tat she don wanna be close to me?...i tot i was close enough...aniways they are friendly and cina rock the hungry ghost festival!!
want boobies?
Sunday, August 17, 2008 (7:53 PM)
Chatted with VAL earlier and this is what i've got to blog abt her!
HAHA!..It's hilarious!...she actually said that she want boobies...HAHA!...i know she gonna kill me somehow!...hahaha..
p.s VAL: Always bully me rite...here's my revenge!...muahahaha...
!!The truth is she is actually typing down the lyrics of PCD...haha...we crappe for 30 mins!...THAT IS LONG!
OLYMPIC BEIJING INCIDENT!
(5:52 PM)
Weight-Lifting is not good for everyone. Look at the video below. I don dare to put the actual video on my blog coz its sooo gross!...no blood but view at ur own risk.
Wanted gold-medal and this is what happen. Really feel sorry! There goes his weight-lifting career and i hope he is doing fine.
idesign
(4:47 PM)
Is it nice?...self design!...nothing to do...stressed by the overload revision!...tried to put this onto my blog as one of the template element but doesn't suit!...coz its hand drawn and the pencil shading is obvious...hence decide to blog abt it instd. WAT A BORING SUNDAY!
pranks!
(3:00 PM)
i just recalled some of the awful pranks my teenage friends did when i was 8 yrs of age. It was superly purely cruelty...in another word -MEAN!...the prank is not within us but we do it to strangers!...i bet you guys don't dare to do this!
There is this nite when we feel damm bored and wanna have some fun...(muahaha). We went up to the highest level of a HDB flat, took a few plastic bags and urinated in the bag to fill it!...YES URINATED...but not me of course!...too young to carry the sin!...i just wanted watched the entertainment LIVE!...would then tie the bad tighly, making sure not a single drop drip off...we would wait till any strangers walk pass by peeping down!...once victim spotted, we would throw our 'bombs' down for victory!...we giggled as we felt excited abt wat we are doin'. Luckily for us, none of the residence there woke up to notice our mission impossible. Can't recall what was the outcome but we had LOTS of FUN doin tat...haha..you might be the victim next!...hahacraving!
Saturday, August 16, 2008 (11:09 PM)
Super stunningly starving! I made a very big mistake!...i went to popular and pay by cash instead of nets..now i had no cash to buy food for my supper...its not tat i always do eat supper but then i was super hungry ah!...Wanted to go out to buy food when i reliased i had no more cash with me...only coins and foreign currency. Damm!...I had no choice but to ransack my fridge. Found a couple of interesting ingredients...chop and chip is what i do next. Cut all the onions up and preparing for my 'live' telecast of Take Away Home Chef. Haha...cook some omelette with vegs and found frozen fish!...freaking long lah waiting for it to unfroze...The fish is the main dish...i did 3 in total.
- Fish Grillia (main dish)
- Egg Gracia Omeletta (appetizer)
- Mixed Vegerato (side dish)
Out of the 3, only the side dish was a disaster! i didn't touched it after a single bite!..YUCKS!..the oyster sauce is just too much!....the other 2 was good...(not excellent). Now i have to clean up the mess i've done!...ADIOS!
Enoch's Fitness Pte Ltd
(4:29 PM)
Went to gym with enoch in school...super fun and tiring...he and his jokes!
We meet up at Food Heaven and silly me, i went to FC3 to look for him instd. My first time in Food Heaven and the food looks good!...unfortunately its not halal...is it?...only the ketchup and chilli sauce packet has an halal sign printed on it.
Went straight to gym after that not forgetting Choy Yokies! We gymed hardcore this time round until i couldn't lift any. We mingle with the auntie and i guess we are the clown of the GYM...everybody there so serious...not fun...crack some joke then make the atmosphere more interesting rite or not! I couldn't believe i could do bench press - one of the station i hated the most!
Testimonial for Enoch's Fitness:
I couldn't do any bench presses until i came into Enoch's Fitness. Its amazing!
**For those who wanted to join and register as a member, plz do call enoch @ 1800-Enoch-Fitness.
Registration Fee: $98/-
Admission Fee:
olympics bloopers
Friday, August 15, 2008 (11:33 AM)
Is she trying to be a clown with a white round nose instead of the red?...nice shot! from the photographer...one of the funniest pic of the olyms!freako@SB
Thursday, August 14, 2008 (9:44 PM)
Went to school to submit GEMs assignment...AM LATE!...only attended class for 30 mins...can't skip coz i need to submit assignment and need to ask the tutor question...quite step to completion is kind of complicated. BETTER TO PLAY SAFE THAN NEVER!..Meet up with the babes of the class...they're late!...HAHA!...We play ALOT than we studied!...took some crazy pics as well...i feel SO GAY with them!...hahaha...
We took damm freaking a lot of photos...even the above photos could animate our movement...hahaha...cool uh!
Play monopoly via laptop as well....there's this 'auntie' who WON BIG MONEY!...Make JOAN and ME to declare bankrupt!...She's worth the value!
China or Vagina?
Wednesday, August 13, 2008 (11:33 PM)
OLYMPICs SEASON!...Watch the channel 5 olympic news!
Guess what...jade seah say 1 VAGINA in her report?...
Don't believe me?...hahaha...yeah...actually she said 1 for CHINA...it sounded like 1 vagina...seriously...tat is what my sis told me!...She was darn shocked to heard it!
last day
(10:49 PM)
Project done, everything finally completed by last monday...Took photo with the "georgeous" tutor of mine...Hmmm...SP has such a stunning tutor!...There's reason why we pose this way...it meant "read between the fingers."
May not understand why but that is what my tutor showed me when i saw her at T19 just before her class...DARN SHOCK!...**speechless**...tat is because i tried to "woOo" her and she know its me!...Been "wOo-ing" since last week!...SHE IS COOL!...SP 'TUTOR' ARE THE BEST!...hahaha...and our tie isn't tat short actually...was preparing for the IDA presentation!
Hmmm...surrounded by babes?...Why my face look like i'm having constipation?...Look at the way i squart dude!...really hurt..furthermore i need to stay at that position for quite sometime...the girls ah..get in position very slow ah...I SWEAR I DID SMILE!...but the camera captured tOo fast!
Quavers Inc. with tutor...Let me introduce to you: (from left to right)
Evan Lee Wei Zheng, Mr Vincent Goh, Ms Tan Soon Ting, myself, Fathur Rahman Maricar.
Honestly, i tried to tip-toed but was spotted...**paiseh leh**...Mr Vincent Goh is a great friend!...he's cool, charming, sexy - damm...i sound so gay!
Second take!...HAHA!...managed to put that bunny-fingy at Ms Tan...HAHA!...GOT-CHA!
Smart Ah Lek
(8:02 PM)
This Ah Lek ah...super duper the celever...he know his engerish beli the well. I bet no one is semarter than him...
Ah Lek was asked to make a sentence using 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 and 10 . Not only did he do it 1 to 10, he did it again back to 1. This was what he came up with...
1 day I go 2 climb up a 3 outside a house to peep. But the couple saw me, so I panic and 4 down. The man rush out and wanted to 5 with me. I run so fast until I felt 6 and throw up. So I go into 7 eleven and grab some 8 to throw at him.. Then I took a 9 and try to stab him. 10 God he run away. So, I put the 9 back and pay for the 8 and left 7 eleven. Next day, I call my boss and say I am 6 . He said 5 , tomorrow also no need to come back 4 work. He also asks me to climb a 3 and jump down. I don't understand, I so nice 2 him but I don't know what he 1 .
twins?
(1:31 AM)
Evan say he look like me...skin colour yes i agree but does he really look like me?tried to pose the same way he did...must be some unknown senior who graduated from the same course as i am now.
Nice Quote
Tuesday, August 12, 2008 (7:55 PM)
My friend modified this quote where he got it from the net:
"If your left leg is Chinese New Year
And your right leg is Hari Raya,
Can I visit you in between your holidays?"
You guys get it?...That is sooOoo perv...HAHA!..**like it though**
Blog, The Mummy, McDonald's, Prison
(5:51 PM)
Back to Bloggin'...
Lots of stuff need to be done and that is why i've been away for a very very long vacation from bloggin'.
Last blog layout was corrupted and need to changed...how does this look?...nice?cool?...
Went to watch movie yesterday with classmates..."THE MUMMY"...China got mummies too?...irony but the movie isn't tat bad. For those movie freaks...mummy might not be their soup but i enjoyed it though. I thought i was in the wrong cinema coz the starting part is a lil too chinese...didn't even know the mummy went to china...
Yesterday was my McDonald's Day. For the whole day i ate mcdonald-Brunch, Dinner, Supper
Brunch-My dad bought home Double CheeseBurger
Dinner-Valerie is starving on MCDONALD...she managed to persuade us all to eat at Mcdonald's...just because she wanted the Beijing Olympic Glass.
Supper-Went home at ard 12am...was a pretty long day!...Suprisingly!...My brother in law ordered McDee McChicken!...wow...the fries is damm soggy...and i'm sick of McDonald's by then!
And the day before, i was locked up in my room. The door wasn't even locked!
I closed the door coz my cat kept annoying me. I only found out when i wanted to get out of the room to answer a phone call. The knob actually stucked!...Luckily around 10 mins later my sis came back home. The main door was locked and she cant enter either coz SHE DIDN'T BROUGHT HER KEYS!...
The only solution we had is to call up my father. Its an EMERGENCY YOU KNOW!...i need to use the washroom and my room does not have any!...
Unlocking the window is the only was for me to escape from the tiny 'prison'. After much attempts of about 2 hours...i managed to break the knob and open the door MYSELF!...such an achievement. Now the door is knob-less
Muggin' @ T19
Sunday, August 10, 2008 (12:29 AM)
These are the people who got nothing to do while project was in a rush!
Never sleep when we are around or u might end up like 'him'-the victim on the nite. Muahaha. And thats Val - caught her sleeping and almost fall off the bench when she sleep...Though its 3 days ago, i could still laugh at it. 
SP serial killer...was a random act. I think she know that someone gonna take her photo while she sleep...maybe tat is why she cover her face!
FREAK photo of the nite!...Another last warning to all student who mugged with their friends-NEVER SLEEP WHEN YOUR FREN IS AWAKE or you might just end up like the pic above.
LAZY TO BLOG ALREADY!!....WAS 'FORCED' TO BLOG by EVAN LEE WEI ZHENG (**spell check)...p.s Evan: Your cina name correct or not?
SB is not haunted okie...no paranormal thing happen tat nite!Don't worry
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